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#baby 








dashbort:

when you out in public with your child and there’s a Katy Perry song playing in the background

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#me 


emoij:

Tumblr be like: why isn’t there platonic anal fingering????!!?! (uwu) friendly reminder it’s okay to lick a friends ass hole!!!


#tru 


illkim:

When you use your ID at the club for the first time

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aplethoraofmen:

See you round




britishprostitute:

britishprostitute:

i love riding d*cks

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alcohale:

I love being home alone I can watch porn without earphones